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George W Bush, President

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Reading Camus

Yep. I really read that there Camus book. Mr. Snow said it'd give me grabbitass. I don't know what that means, but I like the sound of it.

The book didn't make much sense to me, but I guess you can't expect a killer whale to make a lot of sense, especially one that can't even spell his own name right.

Still, it's amazing that he was able to write it at all. It must be hard to write with flippers, especially under water. I bet a lot of the pages just fell apart before he was finished writing them.

29 Comments:

  • Repeat after me: Cam Moo, Cam Moo, CamMoo. Good.

    By Anonymous Harry R. Sohl, at 5:24 PM  

  • George, you really need to write more often. How else is the world going to realize what a great and inspiring leader you truly are?

    By Blogger Missy Vixen, at 8:27 PM  

  • I used to put firecrackers in frogs when I was a teen and then set them off so the lil' green suckers exploded. Heheheheheh. I dont feel bad about anythin I do see. thats the differnce between me and this guy cammooo.

    By Blogger No Blood for Hubris, at 10:39 AM  

  • Yes, Dubbya, you do need to post more often. Your eloquence is needed in this terrible world filled with uneloquenceness. Please say you'll grace us with your prose more often!

    By Anonymous Anne, at 1:26 PM  

  • Yes, Dubbya, you do need to post more often. Your eloquence is needed in this terrible world filled with uneloquenceness. Please say you'll grace us with your prose more often!

    By Anonymous Anne, at 1:26 PM  

  • Gin Blossom,

    Don't bother your beautiful mind with that awful book. If you want to say that you read a book about whales, then rent the Moby Dick DVD. Afterall, you have a lot in common with Captain Ahab.

    Love,

    Turd Blossom

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:05 PM  

  • Dear Shrubbie,
    Is it difficult writing a blog using a speak 'n' spell for the hard words?
    Just curious.

    PS: Drop by my place on Halloween. I'm handing out pretzels.

    By Anonymous NotAFan, at 12:33 PM  

  • I feel bad for poor George and I am going to send him a blessing from www.onlineblessings.com.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:44 AM  

  • A jihad on you, POTUS!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:50 PM  

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:02 PM  

  • History will show George Walker Bush as the worst POTUS ever. In the mean time let us pretend the rest of world doesn't piss bushit off. GOD know we don't need three World Wars going on a t the same time...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:57 PM  

  • Camus was a pretty interesting read. Not too sure what I should have gleaned from the material though.

    By Blogger Michael Y, at 11:55 PM  

  • TRUTH OVER TIME

    "One cannot trust all that one reads"
    So I remember hearing,
    But now, truth´s garden, choked with weeds
    Seems too far gone for clearing.

    "We make the truth" so Rove has said,
    But he is not correct there,
    For ´tis not manufactured,
    Nor words have no effect there.

    A noxious weed unto the eye
    May have a pleasing form,
    But will not nourish, if you try
    Like vegetables, but harm.

    The words of men like Rove the same,
    Though you try to ingest them--
    Proven the meaning all a game,
    No sanctity has blessed them.

    So even if one were to write
    Autobiography,
    Maggot-infested, no one might
    In all posterity

    Prefer to read or venerate:
    For lies opaque with time
    What seemed invisible a trait
    Becomes discerned like slime.

    Dishonesty cannot maintain
    As faulty engineering,
    For truth can only stand the strain
    And grow, in time, endearing.

    By Anonymous i.m.small, at 11:40 AM  

  • No one in the history of America has a president soiled the values in which this county was born. Bush has enraged the innocent into terrorism more than any Muslim ever could have.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:52 AM  

  • G. W. Bush has trunt bluama to the head!! DUH!!

    By Anonymous Publius187, at 4:52 AM  

  • Camus was a pretty interesting read Not too sure what I should have gleaned from the material though.

    By Anonymous Sanjay, at 2:43 AM  

  • More political humor can be found here...

    Adjust Yourself

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:25 PM  

  • It is my humble request to your good self Mr. Editor please if you think its better for your country and other countries too then please publish this letter in your newspaper.




    To The President



    Do you mean democracy and civilization to hit poor countries through your army and destroy them or the word democracy and civilization is the meaning of killing innocent citizen of innocent countries or the meaning of democracy in your eyes is to damage other countries by sending your troops from one part of the world to other part of the world or you mean the democracy is to wear no clothes have no food, no money and no shelter to live Mr. President.



    If you think you are living in a democrat and civilized world which you are trying to create from past 30 years of time, i will say you are one of the stupid person in this entire society of this world. America do makes friends but for very short time, they do make allies but for there own sake and there benefits.



    Looking to your white skin collar that your heart is blacker than any other black person. What America did up till now in this entire world history knows very well fro your own sake and the citizen of America President like you who ruled Americans one after the other have destroyed a small sub-continental countries. Today you feel you have win and achieved your goal by making our greater country India slave once again, which my country diplomats as well as the political leaders couldn’t understand you, but more or less i do understand your entire planning’s.



    I say that by signing this nuclear deal you will be not allowed to use our sea ports and air ports to hit china or other country of the world. Mr President when you laugh your evil deed shines from your face, I also wish to inform you that in this entire world the Barr crates are working with the entire machinery of the country therefore calling your self civilized and democrat is rubbish. You stink like a pig therefore you cannot be a civilized or democrat person. Civilizes human being do take care of every human being of the world. Civilized and democrat human being will not order there forces to kill baby born children of other countries and to make blood shade in the other countries of the world.



    You should feel shame for the deeds you have done in the past and today and I hope that the coming president of the country will learn from your blender your mistakes and will not order the forces of your country to destroy any other small country of the world and must not act in the devil way as you have acted till date. The oil prices where shooted up on your inspections, the gold prices have gone up on your inspection to make fortune money which you have lost in a stupid way by fighting in other countries.



    I suggest you to pray to god for the forgiveness for the bad deeds which you have done in your presidency time. If you are really a human being and so called civilized and democrat then before leaving the president house you must say sorry to the entire world for your bad deeds and you must also accept that you have taken your fathers revenge by destroying Iraq. Think for better life and think for better future don’t plan any more to destroy any other country.



    Hope you will think with your cool mind and feel sorry for your bad deeds. Thanks for going through this mail, yours most Sincerely TG.

    By Blogger tg, at 2:45 PM  

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    The present Indian Laws, Criminal Major Acts like Indian Penal Code 1860 and Evidence Act, 1872 were introduced by the British Government when India was a British colony.
    These laws were introduced nearly 150 year ago during their Colonial Rule over India. I, therefore, as an Indian citizen challenge the Law of the land which are basically and in fact not Indian Laws made by any Indian Government in these sixty years of independence.
    Even at present also, our Govt. is arresting innocent citizens of our country and under duress sending them to judicial custody. In this view the entire judicial system of Government of India is functioning unlawfully. And under these circumstances the Government and the judicial system of our country is breaking family ties of innocent persons who are sent to prisons by the judicial system, even if their criminal charges are not proved.
    Hence the entire judicial system under the said Indian Laws itself needs to be overhauled and re-framed and should be for the citizens of our democratic country before making any further arrests of the Indian Citizens.
    The present judicial and law enforcement system is worst. The system in prison works inhumanly .The people are being sent to judicial custody where there is no space to sleep, no beddings and no water facility to take bath. The food that is provided to these prisoners who are innocent citizens of India in judicial custody is such that even animals cannot eat.
    The medical treatment in prison is nil. People are dying in prison without proper medicines. No one does care and there is no one answerable to the parents and relatives of a person who is dead in prison. Law does not permit the authorities to act unlawfully and it also does not permit to keep innocent citizens in prison for the crime which they have not committed.
    The Trial Courts do not have time to check the contents of the charge sheets under which a person is unlawfully arrested and sent behind bars.
    The Courts do not have time to finalise the cases in which there is no evidence whatsoever against the accused persons.
    On false and fabricated statements and cooked up stories, arrests are made and detentions prolonged. The law enforcement agencies themselves are the law breakers and instrumental in such lies and fabricated stories which put persons unnecessarily in detentions.
    Home Minister Mr. R.R. Patil cannot alone reach each and every place where and when the crime is committed. It is the duty of the enforcement agencies to obey the orders and use their powers under the law.
    The State Government of Maharashtra has introduced MCOCA in the year 1999 and this law is only introduced in Mumbai. I say - is the
    State of Maharashtra out of India that it can introduce such law without the permission of the Central Government? Even the said law is not even renewed. But the innocent persons under this law are serving sentences without trials.
    My objection is that all the detainees in al our Indian Prisons are due to illegal detentions and steps should be taken immediately to legalise and enforce action only against those detainees who can be tried under laws which are legal and passed by legislatures of independent India.
    Existing Laws of the land were introduce by British Govt. to harass the people of our country during their rule when British Govt. was in power to rule our great country India by forcing their dictatorial laws which were unjust and unfair to the poor, innocent and helpless citizens of India. Hence all the Laws so framed by the British Govt. and still being used for judicial enforcements should immediately be changed and replaced by the new Laws which should be just, fair and equitable and also suitable to the people of independent India. So that their obligations to the citizens of India will be taken care of and the rights of the citizens of India and will be protected as provided in the Constitution of India.

    By Anonymous ASHIQALI MOHIBALI NATHANI, at 12:19 PM  

  • bush is an insane,

    you can enjoy www.bushyourself.com

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:13 AM  

  • Too bad we're now stuck with B.O. Talk about stench. This guy hasn't got a clue. Hopefully he'll be run out of office before the ink drys on his and Pelosi's stimulus package. Oink, onik ...

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