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George W Bush, President

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

I got another card

My wife (a wife is like a mom who isn't drunk all of the time), Laura, read me this story that says I got another card:

Muhsin Khadr al-Khafaji, No. 48 on the 55 most-wanted list, was turned over last weekend to U.S. troops in the Baghdad area, the officials said, speaking on the condition of anonymity. The officials did not say who turned him over.
Mr. Cheney says that after three more, I can yell "YAHTZEE!"

I've got Joementum!

That's what daddy says and then he laughs.

Monday, February 02, 2004

I missed seeing Janet Jackson's boobies last night

I had too much NyQuil--I mean pretzels--and I passed out. I always miss the good stuff.

Uncle Dick told me he'd show me his boobies, but that's not the same. I want to see girl boobies. Mr. Rove said that I have to wait until I'm married and then said, "hey wait, you are married," and looked at me kind of funny.

I'm going to ask Laura if I can see hers, or maybe I'll tell my man-secretary, Colin Powell, to ask her for me. He use to be a general, so he must be very brave.