I missed seeing Janet Jackson's boobies last night

I had too much NyQuil--I mean pretzels--and I passed out. I always miss the good stuff.

Uncle Dick told me he'd show me his boobies, but that's not the same. I want to see girl boobies. Mr. Rove said that I have to wait until I'm married and then said, "hey wait, you are married," and looked at me kind of funny.

I'm going to ask Laura if I can see hers, or maybe I'll tell my man-secretary, Colin Powell, to ask her for me. He use to be a general, so he must be very brave.