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George W Bush, President

Thursday, March 27, 2003

Why is everyone mad at Al Jazeera?

This morning, while I was eating Captain Crunch and playing Super Mario Brothers, I overheard Mr Cheney in the next room telling General Ashcroft that they kicked Al Jazeera out of the stock market. I couldn't figure out why anyone would be mad at Mr Jazeera -- he's not really a vampire -- so I asked Mr Cheney what was wrong. He told me not to worry about it and gave me a big bag of pretzels. He's always giving me pretzels, but the Secret Service takes them away before I can open them. I hate the Secret Service. They're not really secret.


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